Honorable Mentions or More Things that Really Irritate the Fuck out of me

OK, so I got to thinking and I realized that there are so many more things that really irritate me. So here's a list of things that didn't make the first list, but probably should have.

PDA--Public Displays of Affection for those of you who don't know what the Acronym is. Jesus Christ, I know I'm an ugly hag, but do you HAVE to make out with your boy friend in public? That's what cars are for! THat's what dorm rooms are for! Get a hotel room already and just take care of business! Tonsil Hockey should be practiced in the privacy of your own room and even the chastest of pecks should be kept private. I HATE seeing men get all moony eyed over some slut that's cheating on him anyway. So go somewhere private and slip her some tongue....and leave us singles blissfully unaware of your amorous adventures.

Punctualness--I don't care if I'm making up words, damn it! My website is called 'crayonstastegood' so I'll make up as many words as I fucking want! Do not tell someone to meet you for a meeting that starts at a specific time and then show up yourself ten minutes after the start of aforesaid meeting. And what's more, do not tell them to meet you EARLY and be the same ten minutes late for the start of the meeting. It's rude. I have better things to waste my life on than to sit around waiting for your ass to go into a meeting I didn't want to go to in the first place. If you say you're gonna be somewhere, then by God, BE THERE!

TETRIS---It irritates me that when I need the long straight piece all I can get is that damn square. Or when I need one of the zig zaggy, s-shaped pieces, I get the one that goes the OTHER direction. Wow....now that I've written that, I realize that it could be interpreted sexually....well, you know what?....either way you want to read it, it applies!

............must play more TETRIS...........

THIS JUST IN!!!!

So apparently people find me funny and someone related tetris frustrations to a friend. Now I'm not sure whether or not he understood the sexual aspects or not.....but my partner and crime and I recorded the following conversation. He gave us the following information.....ladies, I present to you the brilliance of the masculine mind.....

MALE FRIEND: Don't be hating on the squares, because you know it's all about thickness that matters....you know....girth.
:::::::::Laughter from Ali and I:::::::::::::::::::
ME: Well, yeah, I mean (laughs) if there's a big hole then yes, sometimes you do want a square (laughs more at own joke). But I mean, when I'm sitting there playing tetris and all I've got is a long narrow gap and I need that straight piece (Ali and I both laugh) Then I mean the square is worthless.....
MALE FRIEND: Now, granted, it's harder to get into a smaller hole, but once it is, you're more likely to get things lined up....It's a tight fit, but it works out all right, doesn't it?
:::::Our laughter obliterates the rest of his message:::::::::

Ah, Sex through the eyes of Tetris....The Life of a College student never goes to waste.