How do they do that?

How on earth do the Sorority bitches on this campus look so perfect, well put together and clean when the humidity in this state is psychotic! I'm DRIPPING in sweat....I smell RANK....My face looks like a water faucet is on in my scalp and it's overflowing over my face....it's disgusting!

These bitches have their make up on, their hair done, they looke dry and un-stinky.

Now, I think I know how some of them did it....they had Mommy and Daddy carry all their crap up the stairs for them. Mommy and Daddy and Boy Friend...so they didn't screw their nails up or risk unhealthy Body Odor. Oh well...

Anyways, I'm going to try to figure out their secrets....maybe, I really don't give a shit. I've got better things to do with my time than look pretty for idiots.