Ladies, I Bring You a Brief Divergence into the Mysterious World of Man Speak!

Once again I have infiltrated the enemy camp and I bring back to you tidings of great joy. For behold....I bring unto your minds a translation.

Have you ever wondered what some guys are REALLY saying? Why 'I'm just going to Bill's house to watch the game' suddenly turns into an interstate liquor and stripper run? or how "I'll get it in a minute." will without a doubt become "I'll get it sometime soon." or "Maybe before I die."

Ladies, I bring unto you the knowledge and power to translate something far more profound that "I'm going to Bill's House." I bring to you the translation for the phrase "or something".

How many times have you gotten a call from a male friend who is maybe something more than 'just a friend'. And he says "So, do you wanna come over and watch a movie or something?" And have you ever noticed how inevitably, at some point during that movie, he's got his arm around you, or he's touching you, or basically making a move on you? What the fuck? I mean, you're over there to watch a movie! But no.....He's got you there for "or something."

Ladies, in Man-Speak "or something" turns into "Come on over so I can fuck you." You know they've got small mental capacities (among other things) and they just can't take saying "Do you wanna come over and watch a movie so that at some point I can screw your brains out?" Why say all that, when they can just say "Or Something".

Now that we've established that 'or something' is man speak for sex, I can give you an insight into exactly how desperate that individual is for sex. Now, if you get into the room and he asks you what movie you want to watch and he only gives you mindless drivel as options, he's horny and wants to bang your brains out as of ten minutes ago. If he gives you something that actually might take some intelectual thought, he's horny, but willing to lead you on about it for a little while. He thinks that you think that he's got you over there for a movie and not sex. Boy did he think wrong! If there's someone else in the room, then maybe he's not exactly THAT horny at the moment, but as soon as he can convince the third wheel(s) to leave, he's gonna be all over you like white on rice.

So ladies, I'm warning you now, don't fall for the 'or something' line because now you know that he's only doing it because he thinks you're STUPID enough to not know what it means. Well, we know now so you've got no excuse to be like "Well, i went over there with the intention of just watching a movie, but he had more in mind."

Ladies, I am sharing this information with you so that you too may be smart. Besides, sometimes it is soooo much more fun to watch them squirm when they're really horny and can't get any satisfaction. Let me tell you the vindictive thrill you can get just knowing that after you leave they are so JACKING OFF and are pissed as hell because they wanted a little nookie and couldn't get it. They think they are all such Cassanova's and they aren't. So ladies, do not let them think they are studlier than they are....because they aren't.....and leading them on is only a detriment to society. Never inflate their ego's.....it's never a good thing in any situation.

Oh, and guys? Now you don't have to be covert about asking us to come over for sex. I'd say there are pretty good odds that if you asked a woman to come over so you could sleep with her, that girl is just as horny as you are. So stop referring to sex as 'or something' and grow the balls to ask for it.