Tough Noogies!

So yesterday I had these two really great rants set up, but the computer froze up and I didn't feel like going back and re-writing everything at that point in time....Tough Noogies. Oh, you'll read that rant eventually, but I had a whole new one pop up today that I just COULDN'T pass up.

So I wake up this morning and I'm feeling pretty damn good when I check my e-mail...I have an IM window from a friend...everyone knows that IM-ing me is the best way to get a hold of me, even if I am asleep. So I read through.

Apparently Andy (who is indeed on the spork list) got bored last night and came to www.crayonstastegood.blogspot.com to alleviate it. Remember at least two of my friends have MY blog site listed in THEIR profiles.....obviously I'm just that funny.

So anyway, Andy comes to this illustrious site and now he's afraid of me! ME! I am something all men fear and dread....a plastic spork weilding vigilante out to take their balls at the slightest transgression against the female race. Right.

We're pretty sure he didn't make it to the spork list, but he read through a few of my more recent posts and decided he couldn't take my man bashing. (Pansy-ass). Apparently he never read the posts about girls who are sluts and wear far too little clothing. Or the posts where I imply that girls are sluts who cheat on their boy friends and spread all kinds of nasty little diseases.

Well Andy, if you can't take my man-bashing then you don't ever have to visit crayonstastegood ever again. In fact, I'd prefer it if you didn't....that way, I can make fun of you, and you'll never know it, but everyone else can laugh at you and you'll never know why. Be afraid my friend. I can eviscerate you electronically. I can make your head implode in my minds eye. It will be great fun....and when the day of the sporking comes.....run away, for no man's balls will be safe.....

To Andy I say----TOUGH NOOGIES!!!!

My room mate finds my posts witty and funny. She actually brought me inspiration the other day in the form of hot sauce packets and has also been the constant participator in public displays of affection with her boy friend Mike, who I affectionately call 'Hubby'. I really wish they'd just get married already...sheesh.

Anyways, so after reading her several of my blog entries and her helping me add names and reasons to the spork list, she proclaimed one evening that I am a 'stark raving bitch' and a 'feminazi'. Feminazi? Well, I most certainly didn't think so....just a moody female out to proclaim the wrongs of the male world unto them via a blog that few will ever read. Don't get me wrong, I think men are inherently stupid and can't see what's two feet in front of them, but I will admit they are useful for somethings; such as comic relief, lifting heavy things, fixing cars and sex.....well, sometimes they're good at that last one.

Anyway, to my lovely room mate, I say unto you--"Tough noogies, and eat shit and die, cuz nothing much is gonna change."

Hugs and Smooches to all! and if you can't take the heat GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN!