God May Hate Fags, But Everyone Else Thinks You're a group of Assholes!

OK, so apparently I'm not the only one unimpressed with the Westboro Baptist Church of Kansas, a cult of complete morons who run around trying to convince the world that God hates fags, America, and Apple Pie.

Doc says "http://fifer.blogspot.com/"

The Reverend Fred Phelps is a nutball. Let's just start out with that. Apparently God descended into Topeka, Kansas (why? There's nothing in Kansas) and had a discussion with his buddy Fred over latte's and sunflower seeds. What else do you do in Kansas? Anyway, I guess while they were having their lovely little chat, God brought up the fact that he hates Gays, Lesbians, America, and...Sweden? Well, apparently being gay is condemned in the bible....OK.....And apparently, if you enable someone to be gay, then you yourself are gay and therefore God hates you. Wow. Someone needs to get off the LSD.

Now, I went to Palmer High School in Colorado Springs, Colorado. What good ever came out of good old PHS? Well, Elvira graduated from my High School (I'm so proud) and Lance Armstrong apparently nearly flunked out. Two Classmates of mine and a few upperclassmen murdered another classmate of mine in the name of the People's republic of Guyana (?). Yeah, I'm so proud. Other than that Palmer turns out a healthy amount of druggies, rapists, murderers and morons who are convinced that they are smart. Mixed in here are the plethora of gays that wandered the halls. I graduated in 2003. In 2004 Palmer wanted to start a Gay/Straight Alliance. Not that we needed a GSA....we were VERY tolerant. Right down to girls coming to Prom in tuxedos, having shaved heads and being otherwise, well...butch. But with the wave of popularity following the Gay/Straight Alliance clubs, apparently the administration thought we could use one. District thought otherwise, as did many of the religious groups in town, including, my favorite, Focus on the Family. District 11 cut funding for all clubs not based in academia. Meaning all social and athletic clubs lost funding and support. They could no longer meet into he buildings on our campus nor could they technically advertise for club meetings with flyers. Yes, District 11 is run by monkeys.

So apparently good Old PHS gained National attention in the Gay community with the absolute failure of the Gay Straight Alliance.

Enter Westboro.

Apparently my High School is a breeding ground of sinners and fags (really?!?) and apparently Westboro wanted to come and show my alma matter how wrong and socially deviant we really were.

So they file a protest permit for between 50 and 100 fellow morons and decide to protest at my High School. PHS is in the MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN Colorado Springs. There's no missing it. Here's your geography. Palmer is at the North East corner of Nevada and Platte Avenues. In the center of the intersection is William Palmer (founder of the city). He gets crashed into occasionally, and the horse he sits upon constantly has his balls painted to match the school colors of the team that wins the first home game against our school...Go figure. On the North West corner sits Hardees, South East is a little used Gas station and South West is Acacia Park, home to druggies and homeless dudes alike. Palmer has a large concrete sidewalk and gathering area outside the front doors. Apparently this area belongs to the city and not the school. So the Protest Permit is filed and the location is in front of the high school. 100 people can fit there...But it wouldn't be comfy.

My brother says they told the kids about the protest, told them not to be afraid (apparently Westboro is full of lawyers and they know how far they can go to push people into violence against them and then file suit against 'the offenders') Anyway, they told the kids to act normal. So they pull the buses into a special location and and file the kids through the tunnel that goes under the street to our 'girls gym' (it's an old school, we're not sexist). They gave the kids donuts as part of their 'kindness week' and then kept them inside. All doors were blocked except the back ones that kids had to exit through in order to walk the block to the 'big gym'. So my brother and his partners in crime exit out the back, cross the street, get off school property and walk around the building to where they can watch the 100 or so protesters that are picketing the building.

100 looks suspiciously like 12. My brother says that there were maybe 12 people out there, some of them children, picketing our building with signs that said "God hates Fags", "Fags eat Feces" (points for alliteration, but none for wisdom) "God hates the ACLU" (the very organization giving them the right to protest outside a high school), "God Hates the USA", and "God Hates You." My brother and his friends are unimpressed. They are repulsed by the five and eleven year olds carrying signs saying "God Hates Fags" and my brother is about to kill the woman who is standing on an American flag with the sign proclaiming that God Hates the USA.

Then they look around.

On the other three corners are more than 500 citizens of Colorado Springs loudly telling the social retards outside my high school where they can shove their signs. My brother says that most of the signs had bible quotes on them...The best reading "Judge not lest ye be judged; condemn not lest ye be condemned" (I'm sorry if the words are messed up, but I'm not well versed in the Bible.) There's hope for the world yet.

Apparently, inside the school there was an awe inspiring show of support for Gay kids. One young man even sported a bright pink shirt that said "Gay for a Day" (my brother said the kid could have a market cornered) and that "big Calvin" the 350 lb. Football player who can't run five steps w/o getting winded was wrapped in a neon pink feather boa. Says my Brother "Big Calvin is straight, but if he was Gay, and you saw him...Would you mess with him? I think not...."

Thank You Palmer High School....For finally doing something upstanding. And thank you for not having this shit happen while I was there because this is my opinion on the whole situation.

The idiot congregation of Westboro needs to get a life. They need to quit butting into everyone else's affairs, stop protesting at funerals of people who were viciously murdered by scum sucking bastards that don't have balls enough to pick on someone who can/would fight back. If they were really special and important, they wouldn't have to protest outside a high school, they wouldn't have to protest outside colleges. If they hate the United States so much, why don't they all leave? I've got news for them, the United States hates them too. And lets think logically about this....If God really hates us, why is it their business? Won't we figure it out anyway in the end? And if they're the only ones going to heaven, won't that just leave more elbow room for them? If they'd done that shit while I was there, the cops would have had to Mace me....Taser me.....Cuff me....It angers me that the city could let those morons protest outside a high school! But I'm vastly impressed with the amount of people who showed up to tell those ass holes off.

But wait, there's more....

Apparently the King of the Assholes, Rev. Fred...Friend of God and all that goodness, was shocked and amazed at the turnout supporting Gays. They're going to come back and protest outside City Hall, the Gay and Lesbian Fund and Focus on the Family...The same batch of morons who tried to convince the world that Sponge Bob was gay, that the Girl Scouts worship Satan and that Harry Potter teaches Children Satanism, witchcraft and will have them chanting spells for eternity.

This is what the C.Springs paper had to say "http://www.gazette.com/display_search.php?id=1306452&table=story_archive&sec=2"

Can we PLEASE kill off the morons? They're breathing my air.....I'm so tired of their bullshit.

Oh, and I'd like to extend a warm invitation to Westboro to come to Kentucky. The women's Rugby Team has a use for tackle dummies. I don't think the baby cops at this place could stop me from beating the hell out of you idiots....I don't care if that is what you want...I'd gladly oblige because....

God May hate Fags, but I hate you.....