Ali gave me ammo

Alright, so I have a few problems with this list that my friend posted at her my space sight......

Granted, YES, guys should treat girls well....but I'm a sarcastic bitch so I have to make snide comments on this crap.

1. If you like the girl... ASK HER OUT already
Well, duh.......if you like her and you don't ask her out that would make you pretty freakin' stupid. THe sam can be said if you DIDN'T like her and asked her out anyway....again...you'd be pretty stupid.

2. when you hug her, put your arms around her waist and hold her close
Because that's a good hug. Do not grab her ass.....she may not like that...and you may not like her reaction either.....

3. when you walk next to her, get as close as you can to her
Unless she has a thing about PERSONAL SPACE---Jeeze! Can't a couple be two separate people anymore? Why do they always suddenly have to join at the hip?

4. if shes the only one in your life, TELL HER!!!
I damn well better be the only one in your life if we're dating.......

5. always let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her.
Can anyone else say "stalker?" Because I can.....

6. give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR... ALWAYS
Sex? Maybe.......

7. if she hangs up on you, call her right back
If she hangs up again or refuses to answer, you're hosed....start looking for a new girl.

8. always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!)
And if she never offers to pay, get rid of her because she's a gold digging mooch and not worth the time of day.

9. kiss her lightly every chance you get
Unless you're in public because that's PDA and PDA is wrong.

10. look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose
See Nine for my opinion.....and I'd REALLY actually like to see a guy kiss a girl on the nose if she's got like a cold or allergies or something...that would be histerical! That's like, the only moment I could actually abide PDA because, face it....that's just wrong.

11. if she says shes cold, dont be an idiot and say "me too" and stand there or give her your jacket so she feels guilty that your freezing....just simply hold her in your arms.
No, just give her your damn jacket and be a man and not say anything....besides, if she were smart, she'd have brought her own jacket to wear.

12. dont force her to do anything shes not comfortable with.
This includes Sex, hanging out with your friends, bungee jumping, ice skating, and foreign restaraunts.

13. invite her to dinner or somewhere where you can talk, instead of the movies.
Because the movies (no matter how expensive they get) are just a cheap cop out date.

14. try not to ask her if shes mad at you EVERYTIME you speak to her.
Chances are you wont' like the answer and asking evertime only proves that you're paranoid or that you're a fuck up. Also, asking EVERYTIME you speak with her is only going to piss her off more....

15. Always tell her you LOVE her only if you really mean it.
OK, besides the wording being fucked up, this is just whack....if some guy calls me and is constantly saying "I love you." I'm probably going to show my love in return by walking down to the county court house and filing a lovely little thing called a restraining order.

GUYS- repost if you are going to treat your next gf this way
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.....yeah....right.....they're ACTUALLY going to do that.......

GIRLS- repost if u think guys should do this

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